JERAMBO

The Ultimate

Mon, 03 Apr 2006 03:08:14 GMT

Aparently there is an Alternate meening to The Pearly Tozer Ultimate.

However i don't think this lad yis interested in one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDpzRZ9nDn4&feature=Views&page=4&t=t&f=b

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 21:04:14 GMT

Top 10...Pope Names

Benedict XVI?! How unoriginal can you get? I mean come on folks, lets do the math here:
16... multiplied by 2. Take the cube root of that. Subtract 9. What've you got? I don't know. BUT, I do know that if I was appointed Pope (and really it's more of a when that an if...) I would pick a better name than Benedivt XVI. Here are my current choices.

10. Pope Zeus the Magnificent
9. Snoop Pope (MotherF*cking P-O-P-E)
8. Popeye
7. SuperPope
6. Pope Mr. T ("I pity the heathens")
5. Popesicle
4. Pope Mike Ditka II
3. The Little Papal Engine that Could
2. Pope on a Rope
1. Pope Jesus R. Christ (Not to be confused with Jesus H. Christ)

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 04:00:40 GMT

Jeremy Arthur Savoie's Aliases

Your movie star name: Nachos Celestine

Your fashion designer name is Jeremy Venice

Your socialite name is Jerambo Scadouc

Your fly girl / guy name is J Sav

Your detective name is Moose Miramichi Valley

Your barfly name is Cheezies Crown Royal

Your soap opera name is Arthur Oak POint

Your rock star name is M&M's My Bowels

Your star wars name is Jergol Savora

Your punk rock band name is The Thoughtful Shopping Cart

The Amazing Meganame Generator

Sat, 09 Apr 2005 19:38:04 GMT

Wed, 23 Mar 2005 15:51:44 GMT

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 106 proof, with specific scores in beer (0) , wine (16), and liquor (34).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 13% on proof

You scored higher than 1% on beer index

You scored higher than 83% on wine index

You scored higher than 84% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 22:43:07 GMT

My Future Is Perley

Sat, 17 Jul 2004 19:59:33 GMT

At your ten year high school reunion... by robbiewriter
Your school name
Your name
Your job will be	High school PE teacher
You will be worth	$694,588
Everyone will think you	looked cuter in high school

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnie
Name
Sexuality
Age
Most Likely to Say	"Ima fuck you in HALF."

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My future looks like i'll be turning into Perley Tozer

Sat, 17 Jul 2004 19:51:16 GMT

My Best Friend is touchie

Our 1 common interests are:

Who is your best friend?

Created by macoto

Well its a great thing that me and Tochie are such good friends...Because according to this tihng we share nothing in common
How acurate :P

7 Under Par

Sat, 10 Jul 2004 23:37:32 GMT

Well I've decided not to go into work today. I had "migraines"...the kind that you feel like goin downtown in the dun all day with, the fake kind.

I promised jessie that i would take her out for breakfast/lunch at Denny's 24 hour breakfast, so we went to catch the bus and it drove right by before we got to the bus stop...needless to say we weren't waiting for another hour to wait for the next one. So we decided to walk which took us about a half an hour, it was well needed physical activity, for the both of us.

When we got to denny's there was this like 14 year old with her arse all hangin out of her shorts, I snuck a peek as she bent over, needless to say i got a swat in the back for that one. on closer inspection, she was a prostitot anyway.

I had my regular breakfast Dawgwood with fries, whish was Delicious. after i had that and about 3 litres of ice tea, I was full lol.

As we left dennys i noticed that there was this suyper cool mini putt place there. I convinced jessie that we shuld go Mini golfing, she wasn't too excited about it, i could tell. but after the second of 36 holes she was more excited about it than i was. which was good I managed to get an impressive 7 Under while jessie posted a less impressive 16 Over, which was great for her first time.

we than went to the LCBO (Liquer Store) which by the way is different because there is also simply a Beer Store. I picked up 6 Tall Boy cans (471ml) of Keiths and Jessie picked up a Mickey (Pint,In New Brunswick) of Peach Snaps we than went and waited for the bus

We than cuaght the bus home, I swear the bus was gonna fall apart. It was an old school bus, so old school that I thought black people were going to have to sit in the back, (not a racial slure, simply a time reference as to the age of the public transit bus).

Well Now i'm home waitin for my beer to chill, when that happens i'm gonna sit back and consume some great east Coast beer, which by the way is an imported beer just like carona and Hinieken up here in On, there for its more expensive. but its the quality that truly matters to me.

tonight i think we will be goin out to the bar with some friends that are down for the water front festival, should be a good time. Its comparible to the Exhibition on this is pretty much city wide, and its on the water front, clearly.

Well folks i must get to drinking

Jerambo

Cheers

What? Your Wife's Name Is James? Oh Its Your "Life Partner".

Sat, 10 Jul 2004 03:17:54 GMT

Holy Update!!

so yeah, I've pretty much alienated myself from my blogging since i got back from Miramichi. For some reason i felt as if i had nothing to inform people of.

However I'm getting back into it.

So i've pretty much decided that i'm going to be quiting work at the end of this month. I haven't told my supervisor this yet, becaue i think they figured i will be here for ever. But this job is starting to drive me crazy, but i guess we all need a touch of being drove nuts for 40 plus hours a week at some point in our young lives.

This Job has taught me the following things

- Amaricans should not own computers, with the exclution of Captain Stabbin, Milfhunter, and other great pornographic website creator

- Americans cannot get enough of saying "hows the wearther up there EH?"

- When your goign to say "fuck your an idiot" put the call on Mute

- When you think people couldn't get more stupid, They will!!!!

- John Madden is an ignorant prick (or atleast the caller with his name was)

- If you have technical knowledge. don't call tech support lines, chances are you know than what they know.

- If you have no technical knowledge or a functioning brain, put the computer in the box you got it in and send it back to wherever you got it from.

- Your husband looks at Porno too, Don't blame all that spyware on your computer on your 14 year old son!

- When the man on the phone tells that they are setting up an email for thier "life partner" don't ask for "her" name. Chances are thier name is James

- If you want to experience life in a comunist country. Work at a call centre.

The list could go on!!

But overall this job has tought me to be tolerant of others, regardless of thier mental (american) capacity. I've learned how to trick people into thinking that i can blow up thier computer from where i'm sitting if they dont' follow my exact directions.

The most important thing about this job is that i've become a better eduaction, more corrupt induvudial because of this job, Thanks Road Runner.

On another note, I will be coming home for prety muc hthe entire month of august. As soon as i quit work, i'll be spending a week with jessie house sitting at her parents place while they go on vacation. We'll hopefully get to go to canada's wonderland during this week

Her family reunion is on the 7th of august and i'll be attending that, so that i can meet all of her family. I've met most of them already and they are great people, my family is definatly wierder.

after the reunion on the 7th, we'll be flying out ot Toronto on the 9th to come home to miramichi, jessie will be coming with me. i'll be home until the 30th. This time will be focused on me getting back to my old antics with great friends, unlike last time when it was a family oriented visit. So don't worry guys, much fun will be had, and great times will be revisisted. I promise you this!!

Well...That was a fuckin mouthful of blog right there for ya

I'll be frequently updating from now on, I hope this post sums up the time in which i didn't post

In Closing

Jerambo.

Cheers

The Eagle Has Landed

Fri, 11 Jun 2004 03:13:42 GMT

As of 6:30 AM on June the 11th I will be starting my journey to miramichi.

My buddy Forkes will be helping me out by giving me a lift to Toronto tommorow morning to catch my 10:30 flight, hoepefully we don't get caught in rush hour traffic on the 401. at hat point I will be headed towards Mondton and landing there at approxomatly 1:25 PM

I will be picked up in moncton by my cousin Andy and his girlfriend Janine and my other cousing sara. We than have some things to attend to in moncton, when at that point we will be on the finla leg of my journy, MIRAMICHI

I think i will be stopin in to visit my mother at work before i go home to pick up the HOMBRE...oh i will be having dreams of that Green Machine tonight

than events are pending, pending on the over all concensus of other parties. I Vote BLACH HORSE TAVERN...Go figure:P Any Objections??

Let JeramboFest BEGIN

LATEZ

The Miramichi Hotel...A Tourist No Go

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 01:50:36 GMT

So me and Jessie went to the mall today so that we could pick up each others gifts for our six months of good times. Love ya hun. She got me a really nice gold chain, its great...however i sat in the food court while she bought it...but i had an Ice Cap, so i was fine.

Than we went out for dinner at east side mario's, which was delicious, she paid for it, so it tasted even better lol

**now this is where the meat and potatos of the blog occurs**

We went to coles to pick up a book for her grandparents who are visiting the maritimes...so we picked up this travel book on the maritime provinces

Now when we got home i thought i'd flip through it and see what i could find, and highlight some miramichi oriented travel for her grandparents. I found this little blurb on places to stay and eat and i noticed something great.

i continued to read on about some places to stay when i found the below section.
Read it carefully as it serves as more of a warning to women than a tourist attraction

This just goes to show that miramichi is up there in the world, And the black horse lives on in the hearts of travelers

Oh Dear Blackhorse

Anyways.i'll be home Friday...Be prepared

Jerambo

My Neck...My Back, Lick My _ And My _

Mon, 07 Jun 2004 04:34:08 GMT

Fill in Those blanks

well anyway, i'm at work doin my long ass 11 hour shift till 3 am, i've been waiting 10 minutes for a call now so i thought i'd blog.

Friday is goin to be a day long awated, i've been having dreams of the horse snd nightmares of ladies night at the OH.

i'm going to be ariving into moncton around 1:30 pm friday, and to this point Sara will be picking me up from the airport, I'm not sure what will be goin on friday night but i'm sure drunkeness will ensue.

saturday june 12th will be My little brother (Easy-E)'s graduation party. My parents have told me numerous times "Now jeremy, it won't be as big as your" However i have a feeling that there wil lbe plenty of drinkenes that night. And i'm offereing an open invitaion to my close friends to cmoe down and enjoy the night. I hae yet to tell my parents this, lets not alarm them.

so let me know if your coming down, this way i can prepare for the amount of drunks that will be envading my Oak Point residence.

well, back to Work/Nothing

Jerambofest 04

LATEZ

I HATE MATCHdotCOM

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 02:49:19 GMT

HOLY FUCK

i was just on the phone with this 65 year old man who was complaning at the top of his lungs that he is not getting his emails from his match.com dating service.

He was Going insane " your driving me crazy here, why can't i get my dating emails?!?!"

in my head i'm saying....your already fuckin CRAZY

it also stuct me to inform people that use dating service,that it is people like this who use them.

thats my PSA for the hour, OLd men with mental disorders use Match.com

Miramichi...Here I Come

Thu, 03 Jun 2004 23:06:28 GMT

Well folks I have great news

I have been givin the go ahead from work. and I had got the time off for the Jerome coming home to Miramichi Extravaganza.

I will be purchasing tickets tonight for my flight to moncton.

the only thing standing in my way right now is a ride to toronto next friday which i am currently working on through jessie, who's trying her hardest to get me there, which i love her dearly for doing .

I'm actually not telling my parents that i am coming home, so anyone who is talkin to them, please do not tell them. i'm planning a bit of a suprise.

updates will be given at a later date

Lates

Jerambo

I Forgot This

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 04:19:15 GMT

This is actually somethign i stole from caroline, who's blog i stumbled accross tonight

You're Mexico!

While some people think you're poor and maybe a little corrupt, you
know where it's at, enjoying good food and nice beaches. You like to take things a
little slower than those around you, and you really wish the air were cleaner, but sometimes
compromises must be made. For some reason, Chevrolet keeps trying to sell you Novas
as well, even though they don't really go.
Take
the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Jeremy Savoie And The Phone Message Mullet Guy

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 04:16:32 GMT

After tonights night at work i've read through everyones blog...twice

it was that busy, I found myself signing Vettel's miramichi edition of we didn't start the fire, which i fowarded to my mother. It was that good folks

Jessie's parents are coming over to our house tommorow for what i'm unsure of at this point due to my neglect to detail and constant need of sleep. But i am excited, as her parents are awesome.

**An update has occured in the Jerome coming home to miramichi Extravaganza**

I was talking to my team supervisor tonight who gave me the 50 questions about why i needed 8 days off...i told him my reason and he was like, do you really need to go home??? I said YES man i haven't been there in like 4 months, my brother is graduating, And i need to get retardedly drunk with my friends at the Black Horse...Last part in my head of course. he was like..i'll have to talk to Mrs. I forget her name.

hopefully when i go back to work thursday i'll have good news. again, I will update

Anyway enough blogging for now.

I Leave you with this == http://www.collegehumour.com/?game_id=spermicide

Jerambo

BARF!!!

Mon, 31 May 2004 02:30:09 GMT

the grossest event just occured, it was also very unfortunate.

as i was sitting here on a call this girl walked by my cubical which is pretty normal because mine is sort of on the outside. This girl was relatively hot, so of course i took notice.

the gross part caqme into play as she bent over......and puked!!!!

it was gross because the pukle sat there for a bout 25 minutes...the stench slowly made its way to my cubical where i contemplated vomiting my self...its gone now so i should get back to work

Jerome

TROGDOR

Sun, 30 May 2004 04:09:15 GMT

At work...stumbled accross this

http://www.asianfoods.com/

It looks like they stole the trogdor symbol

Burninating the people...TROGDOR!!!!

Anyway i'm out of here in like 20 minutes and i wil lbe starting some intence drinkin at 12:45 am with nathan and jessie...crazy BBQ'n will Ensue i'm sure

LATEZ

Jerambo

Take A Load Of Jeremy

Sat, 29 May 2004 21:42:42 GMT

so yeah i think this is a blogging streak. i've blog for two days in a row....look out there may be more to come tonight.

I'm working till 12:30 tonight, and than after that me and Nathan, my East coast counter part will be gettin together for a feed BBQ and a 30oz of CC aged 10 years. should be a good night, however i will be startign late due to my work schedual...no problem though.

anyway i will attempt to blog tommorow

for your entertainment: http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/mom.html .... Somethign i found on Fark. how true it is

i'm gonna make a like a tree and get the fuck out of here

Jerambo

One More Thing

Sat, 29 May 2004 04:15:31 GMT

I forgot to post this

I stole it from Kyla, Who stole it from tonya, who by the way has just celebrated a B-Day, Happy belated B-Day

Well folks...here it is

J	Joyous
E	Excellent
R	Rounded
E	Extreme
M	Meek
Y	Yummy

Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com

INTERNATIONAL EXPLORER

Sat, 29 May 2004 03:29:35 GMT

Everybody know what time it is?? UPDATE TIME!

I was on the phone earlier with a guy who kept calling is web browser international explorer. He was such a hick, it was funny...anyway

So yeah its been another day at work, and i finaly got a round to booking time off for the Jerambo coming to home Miramichi extravaganza. i've booked off the days through the 11th to the 19th of june. However we must keep in mind that this time off is still pending and i am waiting for the big guys at the top to approve it.

Hopefully i can come home and attend the Easy-E Graduation events along with many other Black horse related activies.

so I will keep my great friends posted on the situation of gettin time off.
I must than book some flights out of here and get myself to miramichi.

well folks,
I hope everyone has a great alcohol indused weekend.

till next time

Jerambopolo!

Latez

I've Seen Fire And I've Seen Rain

Tue, 25 May 2004 06:42:17 GMT

Its been a while since i really truely got my Blog on for you viewers out there

I'm now officially on my day off, i don't go back to work till thursday, its not bad..i didn't mind working today for a nice fat 25 bucks an hour.

My job has hardned my ignorence towards amaricans beyond belief. its not the same ignorance that they have towards us, which inlcudes the igloos and the dog sleds. Mine is more of a "the world doesn't revolve around you and your fuckin needs." Sure my job is to help you, but do'nt get pissed at me because i can't fix the fact that your a dumb ass and should never own a computer in your life.

Its not your ignorace towards technology that pisses me off, its your attitude that everyone should bend over backwards and wipe your ass for you.

Shit happens sometimes, some things can't be fixed, grow up you have more important things in your life than checking your god damn email.

I done

so yeah other than my job..i'm just cruisin through life up here, would really like to come home soon and go on with my foolish ways with my foolish good friends. but hey some days your the dog, some days your the fire hydrent.

in other news, I must get to bed.

I'm out!

Jerambo

Patientce Patientce

Mon, 17 May 2004 06:27:14 GMT

So here I am, at work,working. go figure

i'm working the worst shift ever, 4 pm - 3am

i'm actually on the phone right know with this guy from houston, he's disconnecting the power from his modem..i'm not sure where he went, its been like 5 minutes now.

i'm sure i'll be getting fired for blogging during a call, but hey i like to live on the edge.

Oh he;s back, hes mumbling something about the Alamo...i'll try and decifer what he's saying. ohhh it was armadillo...

any way..back to work
Jerambo

Wed, 05 May 2004 22:13:06 GMT

Current Moods? see this page -> http://www.livejournal.com/moodlist.bml?moodtheme=140

well i'm at work again, it seems like this is the only time i'm awake is when i'm at work. jessie always tells me to get up in the morning and do something productive around the house, like laundry or unpacking. But i always manage to sleep in till 2 and than i go to work at 3, i think it is begining to piss her off, i might set the alram tommorow :)

In unrelated news, i'm picking up a water gun tommorow to fend my room from 'fucking bastard' the cat. I plan on waiting till I hear his wimpering war cries from my bedroom door than i'm goin to unleash a barage of water. hopefully he will fuck off.

anyway, i'm goin on break...let yas know how the war of 1812 goes tommorow.

Take er Sleazy

Jerome

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